If your bored read this: 10 Office Rules: 10 Never walk without a document - People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. If you see anything in his hand, as they are on the way to the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in his hand look like they are headed for the toilet. Above all, should you carry loads of things to take home at night, thereby creating the false impression that you work longer than you do really. 9. They look to use the computersbusy - Every time you use a computer, it looks like "work" for the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail and chat in an explosion remotely without doing anything too out of work. These are not exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about it, but they are not bad either. If you are caught by your boss - and you are caught - the best defense is to claim that they teach you new software, thus saving valuable useTraining dollars. 8. Messy desk - only top management can also with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we are not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. The viewer sees in the past year working the same job as the present, but the volume that counts. Pile it high and wide. If you know someone is coming to your closet, bury the document you need, halfway into an existing stack and rummage you do not, if he / she comes. 7. Voicemail - NeverAnswer your phone if you have voice mail. People do not call you just because they will want something for nothing - they call because they want to do your work for them. This is no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If someone leaves a message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know that they are not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you as a devious weasel. 6. Look impatient and angry- According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and angry, you give the impression that you're always busy. 5. Leave the office late - Always leave the office late, especially since, if the boss is still. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on the way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (eg 9:35 Clock, 7:05, etc.) and public holidays. 4 Creative sighing for effect –Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure. 3. Stacking strategy - it is not enough to many documents on the table cluster. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best). 2. Word formation - Find out about some computer magazines and pick up all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with the boss. Remember, they do not understand what you say, but you sure soundimpressive. 1. MOST IMPORTANT - DO NOT you pass them wrong with your boss!

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